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Al Gore: CON

Let's not forget that Al still probably travels with a posse of Secret Service agents ready to report anything you say about you, your friends, or their friends to the appropriate authorities. Move your fork too quickly and they'll probably tackle you. Still, I bet it's worth it, but kind of a nuisance at the same time.
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Apr 24th 2008 @ 1:11PM