Lady Gaga to Get Naked With Nia Long - PETA's Wishful Thinking
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(Photo by PETA)
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First things first -- Nia is 38 and still smoking hot. Second, she's wearing some fantastic shoes, and I'm guessing they're vegan, because if nothing else those PETA people are single-minded in their attention to detail. The world is changing when I'm coveting shoes in a PETA ad!
Speaking of PETA's single-minded pursuit of publicity and nudity, by now you've heard that Lady Gaga is the latest celebrity to top their wishlist. They were really impressed by her latest muppet-murdering fashion statement.
Gaga said she picked the coat because it was "funny like a dead pile of Kermits". Oh right, that's hilarious!
And it just screamed "anti-fur" to the radical animal rights group, even though it probably emotionally scarred a legion of three- to five-year-olds across the nation. Of course, we're talking about people who post videos of bunnies and other small furry creatures getting skinned alive. So they probably did laugh. Dead stuffed animals! Amateur night!
Back to the nudity: No word yet on whether Lady Gaga will take them up on their offer. According to recent reports about her possible hermaphroditism, she may have more than one offer to show the world what she's got.
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