Green Daily

definitely when the dog (very modest) dived into a bush to do his business and couldn't get his way out again. i had to reach in through the doo covered bush to try to get him out. funny as hell for an observer, but not so much for my arm and nose.

Reply

It happens often when I am cleaning the litterbox and the cat decides that she needs to go right then.

Reply

I wouldn't have called it funny at the time, but we have a dog that likes to countersurf for plastic bags, and there happened to be one filled with over a pound of the candy conversation hearts just after Valentine's Day. Ike got hold of the bag, ate all of it, and 12 hours later, wet belched all of the hearts onto our carpet. Lets just say that digested conversation hearts don't look much different from undigest conversation hearts. Truly gross.

Reply

When the two cats hid in an empty suitcase on moving day, the mover picked it up and the cats jumped out. The mover was scared and dropped the boxes he had in his arms, breaking some picture frames.

Reply

My one cat was a territory-marking terror for years--I don't know how many times he's peed in my husband's desk chair, only for us to find it out AFTER my husband plopped down in the chair.

Reply

This just happened a few days ago... My dog decided sometime in the middle of the night she had to go and made a mess in front of the door to the outside, my father comes in the house, has no idea that poop is there... opens the door, which drags the poop behind the door against the wall... it leaves a small mess behind. He manages to walk over the poop into the kitchen.(there were no lights on, it was pretty dark) He walks out again, steps in the poop and takes it with him downstairs right on the carpet! He comes back upstairs, finally turns on the light and sees what happened... washed his shoes and woke us all up to complain! My husband had to clean everything, the stairs, in front of the door, behind the door and under the door... it was funny for all of us except my father.

Reply

"Psycho Kitty" is very selective about where she misses the litter box but being a long haired cat, sometimes things remain stuck to her and she has to drag her behind along the floor to get rid of the offending poop. Cleaning it up is not so funny, but watching her attempt to dislodge it while trying to catch her is pretty amusing.

Reply

My dog was "skunked", and we used vanilla extract and water to wash her, then tomato juice. The smell lingered, but it was FEBRUARY and we had to let her back into the house. The smell was soooo bad, we took her to a groomer, and on rainy days, months later, we could still smell it.

Reply

One funny (to me) clean up incident was when my husband's hunting dog got sprayed by a skunk. Hubby was grumbling as he bathed the dog in tomato juice. Dog was grumbling just as bad. Lol, they both stunk.

Reply

My cat has always been an indoor cat. A week or so after we got him (so he was about 6 weeks or so) my mom walks though the house to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. I awake to screams.
Turns out the cat (one small enough to need help with steps) got a blue jay in the middle of the night via a window sill. He dragged it into the house and proceeded to de feather it. I swear the bird was bigger than he was.

Reply

The best was this dog my Dad had named Shasta... my father had eaten alot of beans and expelled some flatulence into the air, so my brother ran to the front door opening it in a dramatic gasp for fresh breathable air.... our dog Shasta ran from the house and a short time later my Father opened the door.....called her name..... My Father lived at the top of a tall tower. You could smell her from the bottom of the spiral staircase..

When Shasta arrived through the door she had something flat and crispy in her mouth that resembled a dead squirrel, she was covered in poop and was dripping wet from a romp in the nasty creek.....this was no mountain spring, it was a nasty stinky creek. My poor brother had to take her into the stand up shower and wash her down and himself.

Reply

I am sorry there is nothing funny about cleaning up behind your pets.. But honestly why is it the minute I clean the LItter Box Missy has to use the box.. Literally the right after. But this is even a worse pet peeve of mine with my Missy, She didn't have a litter box for years, about 8 years. She would go outdoors. We moved, very close to a main road so it was decided to get a litter box and leave her inside. Well she insists on going outside for a bit a couple of times a day, She stays on the back porch and little yard. She comes right in and takes her little behind right into the LItter Box.. Makes me CRAZY..... Thanks for letting me vent.

Reply

I have a bad poo clean up story...The first thing is that we have a pretty rude cat that thinks he rules the house. I was in cleaning out the litter box, which you would think would make him very happy but I guess not, because I am literally scooping and he jumps in and starts pooping as I scoop. We don't have a conventional litter box, it is actually a tub that I purchased from the local Dollar General because he seems the need to not squat much when he pees and the fact that he is just huge, weighing in at 16 pounds, those smaller litter boxes just don't work well.

Reply

funny who knows but when dog decided be proud of me mom i hunted a rabbit and brought it in and I did not see it and laid on ut and chewed it

Reply

I'm a volunteer for a local rescue group and we picked up the smellest dog and so dirty. We had to drive in the freezing cold with the windows down because we couldn't breathe. She was a real sweet dog and we went straight to our local do it yourself dog wash before we took her home. You could tell she never had a bath in her life and she was scared and tried to get away. I don't know who was wetter, us or her. Afterwords she must have felt so much better because she would put her head in your lap and sigh. It was so cute.

Reply

I truly think any cat barf story is funny after it's all over and cleaned up. I have had my cats barf everywhere--even on my bedspread when I was asleep in the bed. I have one cat that feels it's her duty to try and cover all the messes up--barf, hairballs, food she doesn't like. Just the gesture of covering as she really has nothing to use to actually cover the mess up. We have 6 indoor cats--it's a cat house where people are second class citizens.

Reply

My funniest pet mess cleanup story has to be one that happened just a few weeks ago in my home. I was going to the bathroom in the middle of the night. On my way back to bed, I slipped in a pile of cat puke and landed on my bottom in the middle of the pile. In trying to get up, I slid again and fell back down. By now, my hubby was awake and laughing at me. He helped me up and we both cleaned up the mess I made on the floor and myself. I had to get in the shower in the middle of the night to clean myself up. I was SO angry at the time, but now we have a good laugh over it.

Reply

I don't have a pet mess story, but I have an odd habit. My dog, Tucker, likes to lick my toes when he needs to go to the bathroom. I find it very odd, but it does get my attention!

Reply

Our dog, Louie seems to know when my my husband is about to give him a bath. He seems to have a sense of what's coming, even if my husband doesn't say a word about a bath, but is just thinking about it! Louis goes and hides in his crate, and won't come out for anything. If he really must have a bath, my husband will pick up the dog crate, and turn it upside down, and even then Louis holds on as long as he can. I don't know how he knows a bath is coming!

Reply

We gave our dog one of the huge Jumbones, he inhaled the thing and soon after began throwing up. Now we have wood floor and tile in every part of our house except for an area rug in the living room. Every time our dog had to throw up he would come from where ever he happened to be to throw up on the rug! I can understand if he had a "comfort spot" on the rug and threw up there each time, but it was a different spot each time! (He threw up at least 5 times, and it was A LOT) It wasn't funny at the time because we were worried and called the vet and everything, but I had to wonder why he couldn't choose an easier to clean floor to throw up on! Thanks for the giveaway!

Reply