Japan Has Too Many Citizens Living to Age 100
When it comes to planet cramming, my fun new term for overpopulation, we're living in a unique time. Populations are not only spiking thanks to super-high birth rates in developing countries, but by steadily increasing lifespans in the developed world. In Japan, where the government doles out silver trophies to each person that lives to see their 10th decade (kinda like a gold watch for retirement), the government is having trouble keeping the tradition within the limited budget.When they started handing out trophies in 1963, there were only 153 winners. Last year, there were 19,769 silver trophies awarded to Japan's elderly elite. According to a Health Minister, they've had to cut costs by shrinking the size of the silver cups: "we realized there's not such a big difference in appearance if we cut the diameter from 10.5 to 9 cm." Each of these trophies costs about $82 bucks, so now with more people refusing to kick the bucket, Japan's tradition of respecting the elderly is getting ever more costly.
There's got to be an argument for leading unhealthy lifestyles for the planet in there somewhere. Cigarette anyone?














