Zoo Charges $50 to Watch Animals Do it on Valentine's Day - Zoorotica
Looking for a steamy date idea for this weekend, but climate change porn (An Inconvenient Ruth) and eco-friendly sex toys just aren't your thing? A zoo in Battle Creek, Michigan is hosting a program with a topic so sexy, it's almost deviant -- or maybe it's just downright deviant, I'm not really sure. The Binder Park Zoo is holding the first ever mating expo open to the public: Zoorotica. Actors in this sex show will get downright bestial, because of course, they're zoo animals. Sure, you might have seen a chimp or two get a little lewd at the zoo before, but have you ever been educated on the love lives of leopards or the fetishes of frogs? According to Binder Park Zoo's Jenny Parnett, "We're going to talk about animal reproduction, the different animals here at Binder Park Zoo and their little quirks, different things that get them going to help them reproduce." Tickets are sold out, obviously, but if you can call the zoo to get your name on the waiting list.
You better be expecting to hear that Bloodhound Gang song on repeat all day.
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