Adrian Grenier and Misha Barton Swim With Dolphins

Despite my deeply held personal belief (it's a fact y'all) that dolphins are the rapists of the deep, I understand that there is a mystical appeal to swimming with dolphins. Also, that celebrities, being less smart than regular people, are all the more susceptible to this appeal.
In November Misha Barton was photographed frolicking with a dolphin at the opening of the Aquaventure water park in Dubai. Because of course you can swim with dolphins in Dubai. What else would a civilized rich traveler do after skiing the desert, and before the unicorn hunt? Go for a quick dip with Flipper!
And while you might think there is something sort of environmentally off about putting dolphins in captivity for the enjoyment of celebrities and other well-to-do tourists, noted "Green Actor" and Entourage star Adrian Grenier spent New Year's Eve "in the tank" at Sea World in Australia.
What do you think? Is it okay to swim with dolphins?













