Canvas bag anthem
I'm still bad about remembering my reusable bags ever time I go to the market. Consequently, I find myself refusing a bag walking out with an armful of loose products. Maybe if the canvas bag had a theme song, something that I could get stuck in my head every time I went to the store. What if this song had a sexy video with dancing hippies wearing too much eyeliner? Oh, and trumpets! It must have trumpets!
Too bad British comedian Tim Minchin already beat me to it. I guess that I could always write a rousing tribute to worm composting.












