Isabella Rossellini jumps on nature-porn bandwagon
Unfortunately for dirty-minded David Lynch fans, Isabella's involvement in the new Sundance Channel series Green Porn does not extend beyond that of a friendly tour guide. Following in the footsteps of nature-porn pioneer Dr. Tatiana, Rossellini shows us how the littlest denizens of our biospheres, such as snails and worms, get it on. Some good news for those of us without TVs in our houses: you can see the series online. Looks interesting, especially the black bodysuit that Izzy sports on occasion.
Also online, published in conjunction with the release of the series, is a quiz: "What Kind of Green Porno Star Are You?" This must be the most bizarre hybrid of Seventeen and National Geographic ever to hit the Internets. I took the quiz and was told that, like the firefly, I'm a flirt. I just hope nobody tries to catch me a glass jar and leave me on the bureau all night long.












