The Iceman Cometh?

Is that an iceberg in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
This isn't modern art or polar bear porn, this is the ocean showing a sense of humor. According to Metro this phallic iceberg was photographed by Andy Rouse near Antarctica as it made its way, gently, through the Bransfield Strait- and on the first date, too! The ocean is a playa!
Playa!
If Judd Apatow made nature movies Jonah Hill would be an ice sculptor.
Heck, maybe he is.
Hey, I thought this was supposed to be Happy Feet!
One can only assume that had this iceberg met the Titanic it might have gone down with a little less fuss.
Zing!
Oh, you said an ice pick?
Sorry.
Seriously though, I had no idea that King Trident was Jewish.
Thank you, I'll be here all night!
The one thing that we should be thankful for is that it is obviously quite cold, which is probably the only thing saving us- shrinkage and all that.
Tip your waitress! Wait, was that one supposed to be a joke?
Boy, I thought this was going to be a fun post to write, but it was actually pretty hard.
[via Metro]













