Paris Hilton has an energy policy
You've probably heard about the infamous John McCain ad that featured a snippet of Paris Hilton by now. Well, based on the groundswell of support from her loving fans, it's seems that Paris has decided to launch a presidential campaign of her own -- and she's like totally all about fixing this sucky energy crisis. In fact, she's so serious about energy, that she lays out her energy policy in her very first campaign video.
While she's not too happy about being featured in the "wrinkly, white-haired old guy's" attack ad, she's generous enough to offer up a compromise between his policy and Obama's. Paris advocates limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight along with tax incentives for Detroit, so they can focus on hybrid and electric cars. After all, she did buy the first hybrid ever.
It might a bit too early to start calling her a spoiler candidate, but who's to say how great her impact on the election might be? Her message to the other candidates: "I'll see you at the debates, bitches."
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