PETA: not afraid to beat a (sexy) dead horse
You know what the world needs? More sexy-superlative vegetarians. That's why it's such a good thing that PETA is churning them out at a rapid clip:
- Sexiest vegetarian celebrity of 2008? Check: Anthony Kiedis and Leona Lewis.
- Sexiest vegetarian alive in 2008? You got it: Alyssa Milano and Frank Iero.
- Sexiest vegetarian next door? Heck yeah: Allow me to introduce Shona from Utah and Chris from British Columbia
Are you keeping all of this straight? Of course, Shona and Chris are totally different from the other two sexy superatives, because they're not famous (yet) just super sexy North American non-meat eaters. Besides their obvious physical superiority, Shona plans to volunteer with her local SPCA soon, and Chris, in between playing professional hockey Europe, likes to protest circuses.
I can't wait to see what the next flavor of sexy vegetarian will be. The sexiest bikini wearing vegetarian? Or how about the sexiest naked, caged, protesting vegetarian? No, wait! It should be the sexiest costumed vegetarian. You know, like the ones who dress up as rats or put on skull masks!
In fact, I think this is such a good idea, let's hold the contest now! Here's a gallery of Sexy Costumed PETA Protesters. Check out the contestants in the gallery and vote!
The ladies in the lettuce bikinis are cute, but I think the team of Sexy Killer from Scream and Sexy Murdered Cow is pretty unbeatable.
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7-22-2008 @ 2:34PM
Mic said...
PETA is the worst! I'm vegetarian, I'm all for the humane treatment of animals, but to promote PETA is just careless. Read about PETA before you promote them so favorably, and understand anyone who actually cares about animals and their rights, hates PETA. They're awful to animals, they're terrorists!
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7-23-2008 @ 11:00AM
Baron said...
I just read a bit of Shona's profile and it said she realized how unnatural it is to eat animals... So, I know that is one of the arguments for PETA and others, but I just want to know what is unnatural about it? We have teeth that are geared to specifically eat a combination of meat and vegetable matter, as well as a digestive system that is better at breaking down meat, but is still adequate at vegetables... Evolution speaks differently than this stance.
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