Miley Cyrus wants to make a naked movie: is this part of her green makeover?
In case you spent the last couple months on some incommunicado spiritual retreat off in mountains, you probably caught wind of Miley Cyrus' racy Vanity Fair cover shoot. (You know, the "nude" one.) At first it was art, then it was an evil plot by Anne Lebovitz (the photographer) to trick Miley into child porn, and now it seems that shoot was like a nakedness gateway drug.
The actress is reportedly cast as the lead in Undiscovered Gyrl, a role that will almost definitely require nude scenes. But, while it may be tempting to dismiss this as a Britney-esque fall from professed virginity to uncomfortably-overt sexual awakening, I figure this is all part of Miley's move to go green (because, as we've discussed before, the first step to going green is getting naked).
After all, the pop tart is releasing a new album this week, which -- unlike previous albums -- contains songs with, like, important messages and stuff. Take the eco-themed "Wake Up America," for instance. You can listen to this gem in its entirety in the video clip above, or check out my favorite lyrics:
I know that you don't want to hear it
Especially coming from someone so young
But in the back seat yeah they want to hear it (they want to hear it)
Everything I read, global warming, going green
I don't know what all this means...
It's true, Miley. Clearly you have no idea what the hell you're talking about. But that aside, at least Miley is promoting the green message to the younger generation. Kind of.
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7-25-2008 @ 10:38AM
ronzo said...
Where do you people get this crap?
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