2008 Sexiest Vegetarian Anthony Kiedis is back on the market

Tofu scramble shacks all over West Hollywood must be in a tizzy this morning, as vegan waitresses primp in the bathroom, each hoping that she will be the next lucky lady Anthony Kiedis sweeps her off her Birkenstocks.
Yes, PETA's reigning Sexiest Vegetarian Dude is back in the mix! People reports that Kiedis and his his 22 year old "former model" girlfriend have "split."
The 45 year old front man for the Red Hot Chili Peppers had no comment on the break up, but Heather Christie, who is also baby momma to their 9 month old son, Everly Bear, went on record that she "hope(s) he finds what he's looking for."
So which flavor of vegetarian will be his next green queen? Someone perky and stylish, like vegan sweetie Natalie Portman? Or perhaps he'll keep it in the PETA family and make a move on overblown tootsie Pamela Anderson (cripes, what's the carbon footprint on those breasts? Not to mention her lips!)
Look out Tommy Lee, you might have some some vegetarian man Californicating your way!













