If you're a regular reader of Green Daily, you already know that tonight is Earth Hour. From 8 to 9 pm, local time, millions of people around the world will be turning off their lights to save a little electricity and show some solidarity for the planet.
Now for most of us, the notion of of voluntarily going dark for an hour is a new one, and a lot of people will find themselves bewildered and unsure what to do next. The Earth Hour website has a top ten list of helpful suggestions; genuinely eco-valuable activities like turning down your thermostat, cleaning up the neighbourhood, or holding a Green Party to talk about carbon footprints with your friends. In the same spirit, I'd like to offer a few other ideas to keep yourself occupied while the lights are out.
Hold a candlelight Al Gore impression contest. Award a paper-mache Nobel prize to the winner.
Roam the neighbourhood pretending to be a zombie.
Proclaim self-righteously to partner that turning off all the lights for an hour doesn't really accomplish anything and is just a red herring so corporations and governments can distract people from the real issues.
Go eco-looting.
Get drunk alone in the dark, like every Saturday.
Dig out hand-cranked flashlight and make shadow puppets like in old days. Quickly realize that old days weren't much fun.
Fire up some carbon arc search lights in the front yard to piss off annoyingly sanctimonious treehugger neighbours.
Congratulate yourself on your dogged perseverance for going an hour without playing Wii.
Go for a long drive with the headlights off.
Take the kids trick or treating. It's worth a shot.
Eat everything in the fridge before it goes bad.
Trip over the cat. Curse.
Worry that the aliens won't be able to find your house in the dark.