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This should have happened ages ago. It'd be like back in high school, when the popular boy and girl finally hooked up, joined forces, and became the single most powerful social entity in a 30-mile radius. Leo has been a green celebrity front runner for years now, putting his money where his mouth is with hard line global warming documentaries and stunning eco-friendly hotels. Meanwhile Natalie is at the center of the eco-fashion craze, recently launching a line of vegan footwear that's been enjoying some considerable media attention. Plus, they're both young, hot, and famous. What more does a relationship need?

Their house:

Is roughly 8,000 times bigger than yours, but never fear -- it's filled with state-of-the-art everything, so there's not a drop of water wasted or ounce of dirty energy. Sparing no expense, the endlessly gorgeous uber-couple paid world-renowned architects to build them the world's first completely sustainable luxury tree house. It's fitted with $3,200, remote-controlled, water-saving toilets, and is powered by methane gas -- generously generated by burping cows that Leo and Natalie saved from nearby slaughterhouses.



Their cars:

Are electric, obviously, but pretty much sit in the garage. Natalie's taken to riding horses everywhere she goes, and Leo shifts back and forth between his super-sexy eco-scooter and his custom-made bio-diesel jetpack.

Their kids:

Would be an accident, because both Leo and Natalie are petrified at the thought of raising those little carbon footprints. However, using their ridiculous good looks, and inspired by their parents' dedication to the planet, the DiCaprio-Portman offspring, while still in junior high, single-handedly pass the most progressive global warming legislation ever -- simply by promising nerdy political types in Washington that going green will get them an "in" with the cool kids.

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