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When you're hot, famous, and rich, you get to do whatever you want. Just look at Orlando Bloom. Clearly concerned with his water usage and all-around environmental impact, the actor reportedly doesn't bath or wash his clothes. (And when I say "reportedly," I mean that it was "reported" on Star magazine's website, which means that this information comes from a highly credible yet anonymous "source" -- and could not be more true!)

But it seems the star's eco-friendly ways have been derailed by his stupid planet-hating girlfriend. Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr, who Bloom's been shacking up with, has a problem with the smell, and has demanded that he start showering, wash his clothes, stop sleeping with the dog, etc.

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Lame. Here is a man who was walking the path to a healthier environment, but thanks to the overly-delicate olfactory glands of some lady friend, he's sending us spiraling towards global drought conditions. Shame on you, Miranda Kerr, shame on you!

Granted, if a Victoria's Secret model asked me to do anything -- really, no matter what it was -- it'd be done in a heartbeat. So it's cool Orlando, I understand.

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