Naked for the planet: Chelsea Clinton
PETA's always on the lookout for heavy-hitting celebs to drop their drawers for animal rights, and who would be more shocking than the nation's former -- and potentially future -- First Daughter, Chelsea Clinton? She's got some powerful connections, and since her awkward, geeky days in the White House, Chelsea has become the kind of powerful A-list scenester that strikes fear in the hearts of fur-lovers. It also doesn't hurt that she's grown up to be kind of well -- attractive. Now 27, Chelsea is a proud vegetarian health food nut, and -- it feels kind of weird to be saying this -- but it looks good on her. Plus, if PETA can set their hooks in her now, they will be making a very valuable ally in their future lobbying efforts. Following in her parents' footsteps, she holds an advanced degree from Oxford and she's learning about life on the campaign trail -- no doubt practicing for a political career of her own.
I say: the future is filled with uncertainty, and if Chelsea ever plans to do any nude modeling, she needs to strike while the iron's hot. Chelsea, think of the animals -- and your mother's struggling campaign.

















