Naked for the planet: Chelsea Clinton
PETA's always on the lookout for heavy-hitting celebs to drop their drawers for animal rights, and who would be more shocking than the nation's former -- and potentially future -- First Daughter, Chelsea Clinton? She's got some powerful connections, and since her awkward, geeky days in the White House, Chelsea has become the kind of powerful A-list scenester that strikes fear in the hearts of fur-lovers. It also doesn't hurt that she's grown up to be kind of well -- attractive. Now 27, Chelsea is a proud vegetarian health food nut, and -- it feels kind of weird to be saying this -- but it looks good on her. Plus, if PETA can set their hooks in her now, they will be making a very valuable ally in their future lobbying efforts. Following in her parents' footsteps, she holds an advanced degree from Oxford and she's learning about life on the campaign trail -- no doubt practicing for a political career of her own.
I say: the future is filled with uncertainty, and if Chelsea ever plans to do any nude modeling, she needs to strike while the iron's hot. Chelsea, think of the animals -- and your mother's struggling campaign.
It's getting hot in here...
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2-20-2008 @ 6:42AM
Rocky said...
blech. good thinking: if I were global warming, I would definitely leave earth if I knew chelsea clinton was naked somewhere on it. wouldnt want to take any chances...
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3-05-2008 @ 2:27AM
GILBERT CISHAHAYO said...
So beautiful that you are,you my God,you God,you my near future wife, CHELSEA CLINTON, SEXY GIRL , ENERGY.
You loved me, I loved you. You love me, I love you,me GILBERT CISHAHAYO, GOOD FUCKER, NONZI. I say, my penis in your respectable vagina, a tongue, a nice central kiss. I will ejaculate in you dear mine. Become my wife, I accept to be your husband,you will always have a good fuck with me.
Gilbert CISHAHAYO:
I am among handsome boys
I am nice towards ladies, if girls or wives
I stick well a lady's tongue
I caresse well ladies
Especially , I am a good fucker
Above all, I am a Faithful.
I am intelligent too.
By internet and those watching movies,
I am doctor in wive'Psychology, in General Economic Sciences, in English Language and Literature
I am master in Political Sciences
I am Graduate in Biology,in Chemistry, in French, in sports, in Diplomatic Sciences too.
Become my wife, you dear mine CHELSEA CLINTON, SEXY GIRL ENERGY, I accept to be your husband,you will always have a good fuck with me. I will ejaculate in you dear mine CHELSEA CLINTON, me, GILBERT CISHAHAYO.
Know that our marriage, me GILBERT CISHAHAYO marrying you dear mine CHELSEA CLINTON, will be at WASHINGTON, in the same place, at the same moment with that for GISELLE BAGAZA marrying WILLIAM SEBASTIEN COHEN son.
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