Outgassing
News of the gross: researchers at the Swedish University for Agricultural Sciences will soon be taking stock of cow burps. Why? Because cow belches are unfortunate beasts: they contain lots of methane, and contribute, possibly, to our planet's greenhouse warming.
Twenty Swedish cows will don special methane-detection collars (since 95% of the methane cows release is expelled through the mouth). The cows will then be fed different diets, and presumably demonstrate correlating levels of rude behavior.














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2-05-2008 @ 12:47PM
Lilly said...
What about human flatulance? Should higly gaseous people be 'cabon taxed"? Are you seeking help for your obcession with bodily functions? Did your mother give you too many enimas as a child?
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