Paris gets naked, but not for PETA
Since her time in jail, Paris has really been cleaning up her image. Instead of her old sleazy, spoiled-celeb routine, her new role is more like a spoiled, socially-conscious, sleazy earth mama. Don't worry, she's still taking it off in front of the camera, only this time it's not to do homemade porn -- it's to promote a canned champagne that donates 20% of proceeds to organizations that help people find sources of clean drinking water. In her campaign for Rich Prosecco, the hotel heiress is featured in a desert landscape -- her body covered with gold paint -- as she writhes in a state of ecstasy. A euphoric feeling so strong, that it could only be brought on by mixing canned champagne and body paint in 120 degree heat -- could make a good ad for Burning Man.
Paris, you make dementia look sexy -- sort of.














Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
12-14-2007 @ 12:53PM
Karsten said...
Lovely!
A rich, lazy, doing-nothing-to-advance-humanity person supporting an organization that helps other people survive the actions of the same group of rich, lazy, doing-nothing-to-advance-humanity people.
Another example of VIPs living decadently rich who help a bit to appear as if living decadently rich is not a problem. You've got to love this! She sure seems to be a person to do everything in her power to save drinking water with her personal habits and life-style.
I am getting sick again.
Karsten
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12-18-2007 @ 2:49PM
val said...
lol. when is she not naked? everybody knows(or should know) that she's just doing all this "charity" work because she needs some way to stay in the "spotlight" and her 15 minutes are def. fading. she was so much better with nicole, her mistake.
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12-18-2007 @ 2:54PM
Richard Smith said...
When does Paris ever put her clothes on???
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12-18-2007 @ 3:03PM
Ives said...
This girl encourages the Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Someone convinced this AirHead that by posing nude for this product would help her image.And she ate it up.
I don't see anything attractive about her. She has very little boobs if any, her ass is flat and probably feels like your grabbing a marshmellow. No muscle tone whats-so-ever.She probably just lays there during sex because it would take to much energy to move.
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12-18-2007 @ 3:21PM
Jules said...
She's the charity case. She has to be the lamest person I have learned to hate that is always the center of attention no matter what issues are happening in everyday life. Move on ignore the wench.
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12-18-2007 @ 6:41PM
lori said...
No joke ! There are ALOT more interesting, and, for sure.... BETTER LOOKING PEOPLE to "spotlight" ! Who gives a crap what she is doing/ or "who"..... LET IT GO PARIS,.... spend some of that money and get some good looks, you nasty skank ! Even with a different face and body, money can't buy a brain or a real soul ! We should ban together and get her out of the publics "interest" !
12-18-2007 @ 3:30PM
KIRSTEN said...
since when does she have boobs? what's the sense of having her naked if its all touched up and fake?
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12-18-2007 @ 3:48PM
Lisa said...
It offends me that environmental organizations would stoop to the level of using Hilton as a spokesperson. I would not give to a charity that promoted their presence through the use of such an over exposed (in EVERY way) unintelligent, self promoting party girl.
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12-18-2007 @ 3:58PM
FWILK658 said...
Um... who's boobs did she borrow for the shoot?
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12-18-2007 @ 4:02PM
jack said...
once a skank always a skank
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12-18-2007 @ 4:23PM
Nim said...
Wow does PETA always end up getting the rejects from Hollywird. Not impressed but hay instead of spending money on worthless shoots how about doing something worth wild like say save endangered cats or something. I love these idiots who throw paint on fur coats, good job what the heck the person will just go out and buy another one, which means even more animals meet their death, Kind of defeats what your trying to do doesn't it
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2-08-2008 @ 3:17PM
Katie said...
Peta has it's faults, but it doesn't promote throwing paint on fur. They actually have a program that donates people's old furs to the poor, so that they don't go to waste when people decide that fur is cruel.
Just food for thought.
12-18-2007 @ 4:38PM
Donna said...
I'm nearly 60 and I have a better body than that! Plus, my sex life is probably a heck of a lot more enjoyable. What a waste of womanhood.
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12-20-2007 @ 1:26AM
mike said...
hooooooew what a nause feeling i just got !
12-18-2007 @ 4:44PM
tom said...
Let me see, Donna. I'll compare your body against hers.
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12-20-2007 @ 12:19PM
Donna said...
My husband thinks I'm gorgeous, and I didn't have to fight my way to the top by stepping on others. I am quite content to be a nobody to all, but a great someone to few.
12-18-2007 @ 4:50PM
CLAY said...
the previous comments just say it all. she is too stupid to notice how unattractive she is . she has no personnality and no shame at all . These rich people like herself or Martha Stewart even have the nerve to use a stay in jail to promote themselves ! Her brains are as flat and inexistant as her ass and boobs.
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12-18-2007 @ 4:51PM
steven a said...
Apparently she's accomplished all she promised upon her release from jail.
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12-18-2007 @ 5:08PM
Dr X said...
Wonder if she left any crabs behind
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12-18-2007 @ 5:09PM
neal w euson said...
anough is anough this woman got to go go an we know that she gone an we know theres no turning back people end up getting old where did she think she was something different, how our kids who play with computers have to see this an think it good : money isn't everything nor is she
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