Paris gets naked, but not for PETA
Since her time in jail, Paris has really been cleaning up her image. Instead of her old sleazy, spoiled-celeb routine, her new role is more like a spoiled, socially-conscious, sleazy earth mama. Don't worry, she's still taking it off in front of the camera, only this time it's not to do homemade porn -- it's to promote a canned champagne that donates 20% of proceeds to organizations that help people find sources of clean drinking water. In her campaign for Rich Prosecco, the hotel heiress is featured in a desert landscape -- her body covered with gold paint -- as she writhes in a state of ecstasy. A euphoric feeling so strong, that it could only be brought on by mixing canned champagne and body paint in 120 degree heat -- could make a good ad for Burning Man.
Paris, you make dementia look sexy -- sort of.














