Organic way for men to stand at attention (if you know what I mean)
So you're in a predicament: a) you're having trouble, er, performing in the bedroom, and b) you feel too guilty to take Viagra (or whatever your doctor might prescribe) because of the drug's potential impact on the environment. This situation pretty much sucks for everyone involved.
It appears, however, that an eco-friendly solution is at hand. According to this old article on the Ananova news service, scientists discovered that pomegranate juice can give your manly bits the boost they need. Apparently it only took one eight-ounce glass per day to raise the antioxidant levels of nitric oxide (essentially what Viagra does) in 53 volunteers aged 21 to 70.
I'm sure it won't be longed before this is packaged and sold at your local Whole Foods as a "natural solution." In the meantime, you can simply pick up a bottle of plain 'ol pomegranate juice -- thus avoiding an embarrassing exchange with the check out girl in which you insist that your all-natural organic pomegranate impotence medicine is "for a friend."
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
12-07-2007 @ 8:35PM
mike n said...
pomegranates, they grow wild in hawaii.
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12-07-2007 @ 9:43PM
Harry Asmen said...
My womens juice gets me up !
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12-07-2007 @ 11:17PM
Livednexttoagenuis ala' mode said...
Marvelous substance that is Quickly surpassing blueberries as a most potent natural energizer . Besides the recent studies on the effect of the juice on inhibiting cancer , reducing macular degeneration and controlling viruses ...its been known to increase brain function and sexual potency.
Nothing like a superbly engaging discussion of Sub-atomic particles after a steamy hot session of sex !
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12-08-2007 @ 12:00AM
Rose Dokes said...
Oh please--forget green, just take the blue pill guys! It works. "Honey, I'm just waiting for my pomegranate juice to take effect." Spare me--just roll over and go to sleep.
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12-08-2007 @ 12:09AM
Icupnimpn2 said...
After some intense searching, I dug up the abstract for this research. My favorite part: "overall statistical significance was not achieved." So, essentially, even though some patients in the study had an improvement in sexual function after drinking pomegranate juice, it could not be determined that the improvement wasn't due to chance alone.
http://www.nature.com/ijir/journal/v19/n6/abs/3901570a.html
I would not be surprised either if before long pomegranate extract was being packaged and sold as a "natural sexual enhancer." Since herbal products do not have to be shown to be effective, why not package it up and try to make a buck off of the naive?
Now let's say pomegranate juice really increased levels of NO in the body to an extent where it would be therapeutic. If that was the case, anyone with a medical condition or taking prescription medications, and especially the elderly, should be very careful how much pomegranate juice they drink.
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12-08-2007 @ 12:17AM
Icupnimpn2 said...
Also, Dr. Christopher Forest is a "Visiting Asst Prof of Clinical Family Medicine" at the University of Southern California, and not a researcher at UCLA, as the Ananova article states.
12-08-2007 @ 4:07AM
Glenn Wall said...
If you are taking pomegranite juice you probably wouldnt need prescription medicine
12-08-2007 @ 12:57PM
Icupnimpn2 said...
I wasn't talking about other medications for sexual dysfunction, I was talking about any medications at all. If pomegranate juice was a potent enough inducer of NO in the body to really affect male impotence, that would, to me, indicate that there would be a high likelihood of interactions between pomegranate juice and prescription medications, especially blood pressure and heart medications. Since a large portion of the population that take medications and supplements for sexual dysfunction are elderly men, and since elderly men are often on blood pressure medications and heart medications, the possibility of pomegranate to induce NO would strike me as dangerous. A person on those medications should not take yohimbine or a phosphodiesterase inhibitor such as viagra.
However, as I suspect that many men out there on heart or blood pressure medications are already drinking pomegranate juice without being put into the hospital or having to adjust the dosage of their medications, I would find it unlikely that pomegranate juice has a clinically significant effect on NO in the body.
12-08-2007 @ 1:16AM
Mary Beth Schulte said...
try Amla Rush from Sylvester Stallone's health and wellness line S-force it is apotent antioxident from the Himilayas, more antioxident than pomegranate or cranberrys combined!check it out at http://www.myseriesse.com/maryb
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12-08-2007 @ 2:25AM
KIMBERLY said...
marybeth who would want to buy anything from sylvester stallone's health wellness line he's a ROID HEAD....
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12-08-2007 @ 2:52AM
ANN said...
THIS IS THE SAME JUICE THE EXPERTS SAY HELPS PEOPLE WITH THEIR MEMORY PROBLEMS.
MAYBE WHEN MEN REMEMBER WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE BEDROOM THEIR PROBLEM WILL BE SOLVED... HA! HA! :p
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12-15-2007 @ 9:38AM
Ahnaytay said...
Good one, Ann! Right on!
12-08-2007 @ 3:15AM
Richard said...
You want a more organic sex life?
There is a Whole Foods Juice Blend with a few important all natural additions to the beneficial Pomegranate for that Manly Boost. Add the Wolfberry and Acai berry to come to the rescue for Sexual Dysfunction. Then add Camu-Camu for Mood; Passion Fruit for Anxiety and Insomnia; Bilberry, Kiwi Fruit, Purple Grapes and Apricot for any Vision Problems with what is laying before him. Now make sure his Vision becomes a good Memory by adding some Blueberry’s. One other important ingredient, you want him Awake and Energetic, Acai Berry thrusts energy deficiencies out door. Here are 10 of the 19 fruits in this blend.
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12-08-2007 @ 7:31AM
daisy said...
My husband has been taking pomegranate supplements as recommended by his doctor for overall health and I thought it was having a great side effects...and I thought it was the 10 pounds I lost!! I buy pomegranate supplements at Drugstore.com on sale through an online shopping mall.
I buy most of my stuff at this online shopping
mall that gives me between 5-55% back in cash on all my purchases. There are over 1000 stores including Drugstore.com, Sephora, Apple, The Gap, Target (great for soo much), Macy's. I also wait for sales so I get my cash back and the lowest price
http://www.dailyoink.com The site is ugly, but well worth it.
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12-08-2007 @ 7:32AM
Tankacy2 said...
Ann #10 I think you got it backwards. The bedroom is the ONLY place men remember what they are doing even without the help of a health product. Ask them when your birthday is or if they picked up the kids from soccer practice they look at you like they are constipated. THAT STUDY IS A JOKE. THEY PROBABLY USED 52 HORNY 21 YR OLDS AND ONE POOR LIMP 70 YR OLD WHO WAS SO EXCITED TO EVEN BE CONSIDERED IN A SEX STUDY THAT HIS MEMORY HAD A FLASH BACK AND THE EXCITEMENT OVERWHELMED HIM.
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12-08-2007 @ 7:44AM
Tankacy2 said...
Ann I will revise what I said. Men remember they want sex in the bedroom but you're right they don't remember what the woman is there for. Someone forgot to tell them that the woman would like to be more than just their depository. Hey guys did you ever think women want to be a part of the WHOLE thing not just the first 3 minutes!
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12-08-2007 @ 1:06PM
antli6 said...
Just drink alcohol ,that always works
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12-09-2007 @ 2:46AM
just different said...
Have you ever considered that a man could possibly love his wife enough to enjoy her being a part of the “WHOLE thing”. If I’m not giving her satisfaction I get little pleasure myself. The 3 minutes wham-bang-thanks –good night is like a nail in the coffin (your bed)! Your intimacy is slip sliding away and will likely be hard to rekindle. Yes there are many men like that, but NOT all. You ladies aren’t always faultless in the lack of caring for the health of our intimate relationship. If you stereotype every guy as someone who JUST wants the woman to be “their depository” your man may just grant you your wish! Most men don’t have the stamina to do wit battles with your genders, you are just to good at it. You started maturing at an earlier age and with your female peer groups you where speaking two to three times the volume of verbiage to the young guys complete amazement. I could go on and on but I probably already said more then was wise. Where just different --- that’s a gift to both of us!!!!!!!!!
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12-15-2007 @ 12:28PM
TrailTrs1 said...
Without a doubt I have found in years of counseling couples on marriage that it is usually the woman in the relationship who decides that having a sexual relationship with their man is of little or no importance to the overall relationship.
If you don't believe me on that you could easily find out by asking men what their main troubles are in their marriage. They will mostly list lack of sexual interest on the part of their wives as the leading problem in the marriage. Sad but true.
Of course the women will all say it is because the men aren't romantic enough or some other idea. However, it really boils down to the idea that the women in the relationship don't think that the sexual aspect of the relationship is as important as it is.
12-15-2007 @ 6:44AM
s v said...
Did you ever think the women may just be UNATTRACTIVE
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