Free Range Chicken Poop Lip Balm
It's the name on the tube that has sticks flying off the shelves. It originated when the creator, Jamie Faith Tabor Schmidt, heard her grandfather say, "I know how to fix those chapped lips, I'll rub some chicken poop on `em so you won't be lickin` 'em." I just like the fact that no one will ask to share it if I were to whip it out for my chapped lips.
[via She Unlimited]














