Organic bottled water? You can't be serious
Is your tap water genetically modified? If so, oh no -- you better drink O!
O, if you've yet to discover it on your own, is the questionable new product from Safeway supermarkets -- that's billed as "organic" bottled water.
Sure, it's certified by the USDA, and yes, it's great that O doesn't contain any "antibiotics, growth hormones, synthetic pesticides or genetic modification" -- but neither does your tap water. Plus, good 'ol faucet water doesn't come in a plastic bottle that'll end up in a landfill somewhere, nor it does it cost a $1 for 20oz.
Drinking O water does about as much good for your body and the environment as watching Greg Pitts pulling his "O Face" in the movie Office Space. Oh wait -- laughing at the "O Face" burns calories, so that's probably healthier.
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